Funny Houdini Quotes

#1. A religious life is a struggle and not a hymn.

Madame De Stael

#2. They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind of Houdini torture tank of doom. How do you breathe in there? It looks like if you put your hand over the change slot, you could suffocate him in thirty seconds.

Jerry Seinfeld

#3. I think there are telegrams that may or may not be available, which indicated that I very much had in mind the need to give Europe substantial aid after the war, after Lend-Lease was over.

W. Averell Harriman

#4. You only get one shot in this life. So let me do all the good I can for my fellow man. For I will not pass this way again.

Anonymous

#5. Hakan ducked his head inside. "You decent?"
Pilar couldn't contain her smile. "Give me a second and I won't be.

Erin Kellison

#6. Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not.

John Leeson

#7. If you don't take risks, you'll have a wasted soul.

Drew Barrymore

#8. A great life is not the result of a formula perfectly followed. Rather of a God wholly trusted.

Eric Ludy

#9. If others surpass you in knowledge, in charm, in strength, in fortune, you have other causes to blame for it; but if you yield tothem in stoutness of heart you have only yourself to blame.

Michel De Montaigne