Funny Hot Girl Quotes

#1. Masturbating but did not. He didn't reject the idea so much

David Foster Wallace

#2. I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

Whitney Cummings

#3. The Freaks are coming.

J.O. Young

#4. Yes, Max is very hot." "Excuse me?" She laughed. "He's the knight, and you're the noble gentleman, silly. You're both hotties." Ethan snorted with a laugh. "On with the tour you noble hotty you." "You're a funny girl, but also quite hot." "Thanks." Ethan

Cheri Schmidt

#5. Beyond that, states had to also have electronic voting machines that made it possible for people who are physically handicapped to vote in private ... and the computerized voting machine made it very easy for, particularly, the blind.

DeForest Soaries

#6. Dear lord, the flash of his gleaming white teeth was like a hot button to my nether regions. Down vagina! Down, girl.
Bad Rep by A. Meredith Walters

A Meredith Walters

#7. Adam's hot Pheebs! Admit it girl. That body is like some kind of happy experiment. It's like he was manufactured in a nympho scientist's secret laboratory

Daniel Waters

#8. He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.

Veronica Blade

#9. I got the three things I wanted. I did my job, I worked hard in the process, and I cherish the memories, and they're mine.

Lance Armstrong

#10. Sometime rhetoric was just
another way to lie and impress persons,
and he knew this

Haidji

#11. Life sure gives us serious lessons, but I refuse to sit down and take notes. I can pretty well do that walking!

Marie Abanga

#12. Ali was a lucky, lucky girl having those two big hot men at her disposal. Not that Roslyn wasn't content with her one surly man, but still ... two. Some people were enjoying their apocalypse a little too much.

Kylie Scott

#13. There are certain songs that just stick around and do something that transcends whatever time they were written in. Through different eras, people are able to impart different meaning to the song, and they become part of some sort of consciousness.

Beck

#14. It isn't death, pain, exile or anything else you care to mention that accounts for the way we act, only our opinion about death, pain and the rest.

Epictetus

#15. Obsessions are the only things that matter.

Patricia Highsmith