Funny Hook Up Quotes

#1. What they are doing is disarming in the battle to stop illegal drugs and illegal aliens.

Lamar S. Smith

#2. [Paris] is dirty. It has pigeons and black yards. The people have white skin.

Albert Camus

#3. Always be conscious of the fact that someone somewhere is learning a new lesson watching you live your life

Wogu Donald

#4. Music that comes from the heart - that's the music that moves me.

Ciara

#5. Wherever the trout are, it's beautiful.

Tomas Garrigue Masaryk

#6. Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!

Scott Steiner

#7. Give me Your eyes for just one second, Give me Your eyes so I can see, Everything that I keep missing, Give me Your love for humanity, Give me Your arms for the broken-hearted, The ones that are far beyond my reach, Give me Your heart for the ones forgotten, Give me Your eyes so I can see

Brandon Heath

#8. From now on, every Christmas, let's have a tradition where we eat soup out of a can by the fire.

Cindi Madsen

#9. I am not a villain.I'm an only-child narcissist monster, but I wish no ill, nor do I wish for world domination; what a hassle that would be!

John Hodgman

#10. I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates?

Lauren Kate

#11. Maggie wasn't without her concerns, though. "What if he's crazy?"
"Yeah, that's a definite possibility," he agreed.
"What if he's not your type?"
"Then we'll only hook up in dark places.

Con Riley

#12. It no longer bothers me that I may be constantly searching for father figures; by this time, I have found several and dearly enjoyed knowing them all.

Alice Walker

#13. It's one of the reasons I became a writer, to be able to smoke in peace.

Susanna Kaysen

#14. It is not size or age that separates children from adults. It is responsibility.

Jules Feiffer

#15. Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.

Andy Kindler

#16. You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants."
"What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up a hand. "Never mind, I don't want to know."
"Means fucking keeps you young.

S.E. Jakes