Funny Hip Surgery Sayings

#1. Any landscape is a condition of the spirit.

Henri Frederic Amiel

#2. Let us resolve the internal political problems of Russia ourselves

Vladimir Putin

#3. Exactness in little things is a wonderful source of cheerfulness.

Frederick William Faber

#4. Faith is believing in something even without proof, because you know it in your heart to be true.

Helene Wecker

#5. Today it is becoming harder to speak out, with the inception of the Patriot Act, the president has legislated free speech to be a crime.

Frank Serpico

#6. This isn't a trunk monkey, is it." Nick
"No. It's not. It's a memento from your enemies." Caleb
"Yeah, well, at least it makes my heart surgery scar look cooler." Nick

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. The only instrument I know how to really play, and the instrument that I absolutely love, is the piano. I have been playing piano ever since I have been 9.

Laura Marano

#8. You didn't ever love him, but you were sentimental about him

Kamala Suraiyya Das

#9. I want to show that I'm a real teenager, not some fantasized Hollywood kid.

Mark Indelicato

#10. If Christ is risen, nothing else matters. And if Christ is not risen-nothing else matters.

Jaroslav Pelikan

#11. It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

Linda Ellerbee

#12. My opinions and principles are subjects of just criticism. I put myself before the public voluntarily.

Victoria Woodhull

#13. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Winston Bennett

#14. Funny how a crisis can put life into perspective, fine-tune the eye of the heart, like laser surgery. In less than a minute everything comes into a twenty-twenty view.

Rachel Hauck

#15. Whatever mitigates the woes, or increases the happiness of others, is a just criterion of goodness; and whatever injures society at large, or any individual in it, is a criterion of iniquity.

Oliver Goldsmith

#16. Things have a price and can be for sale. But people have a dignity that is priceless and worth far more than things.

Pope Francis

#17. It's never the wrong time to call on Toad. Early or late he's always the same fellow. Always good-tempered, always glad to see you, always sorry when you go!

Kenneth Grahame

#18. I know I don't.I just...I don't have the ability some people have of making friends.I think I'm being friendly,and it doesn't come across that way."
I snorted.It wasn't very lady-like.
"That's what you call friendly?"
"Yeah.I know-it needs work."
"It needs surgery.

Tristi Pinkston

#19. I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful, and on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret.

Kaley Cuoco

#20. Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

Robert Pattinson

#21. Fix your eyes on perfection and you make almost everything speed towards it.

William Ellery Channing

#22. Other than this, the room was entirely still, as if such a grand clock had stolen even the time it took for a dustmote to float across a sunbeam, needing every minute, every second it could find.

Emma Trevayne