Funny Hazmat Quotes

#1. The day I got called up to the majors I wasn't feeling well. I had gone out with my friends for 'sodas' the night before.

John Flaherty

#2. Window. All the ruckus, of course, woke up everyone in the house. Lilly's room was right up there. She

Richard Laymon

#3. I do not promise to believe tomorrow exactly what I believe today, and I do not believe today exactly what I believed yesterday. I expect to make, as I have made, some honest progress within every succeeding twenty-four hours.

Andrew Jackson

#4. God is in all creatures, even in the smallest flowers.

Martin Luther

#5. You can't negate negation so how can being be?

Mike O'Connor

#6. A conflict of values is not a misunderstanding. Islamic orthodoxy and the German constitution are not compatible.

Bassam Tibi

#7. Let's see ... I have a thing for pretty legs. But most importantly, I like confident women.

Theo James

#8. Columbus real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at a great deal else, especially geography, the skill that would seem most vital in an explorer.

Bill Bryson