Funny Harvard Sayings

#1. Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard.

Edgar Fiedler

#2. That's literally been the story of my career. I'm always the second choice. And you know what? I'm more than happy to be that person.

Bianca Kajlich

#3. Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.

Ben Hogan

#4. Remember that you're far back in the procession; remember that a whole army corps has laid siege to her, that she's been laid waste, plundered and pillaged.

Henry Miller

#5. Sometimes we need to lie to protect our happiness." I

Davonna Juroe

#6. This Shanghai was not a place but a feeling of contentment. I was returning with myself whole and unbroken - limbs, mind, and spirit. I had discarded pride,

Amy Tan

#7. I kind of just want to get to know people and I have a genuine interest in people that listen to my music. I've just always felt like that. I think it's from the days of playing guitar to a few people and being very conversational and very intimate and I've always wanted to keep that vibe.

Ellie Goulding

#8. Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

Seth MacFarlane

#9. Success takes us to the top and away from those we love.

Wynonna Judd

#10. I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.

Andy Samberg

#11. One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne

Dan Ariely

#12. All of a sudden, he began to laugh. Had I said something funny? Had he? How long had I been spacing out for, slowly growing conscious that my fate was in the hands of a group of college kids who'd kill me off just for a laugh.
Little did they realize that I was organizing a revolt.

The Harvard Lampoon

#13. I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.

Wendy Liebman

#14. Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

Chris Rock