Top 14 Funny Hard Hat Sayings

#1. Women receive messages from childhood that they may be rewarded and protected for maintaining a childlike comportment such as being demure, obedient, passive and subservient.

Bryant McGill

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #31307
#2. Charles Adams was an amiable, accomplished & bewitching young Man; of so dazzling a Beauty that none but Eagles could look him in the Face.

Jane Austen

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #103581
#3. Those giants of old, the ancient Rishis, who never walked but strode, of whom if you were to think but for a moment you would shrivel up into a moth, they sir, had time-and you have no time!

Swami Vivekananda

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #117820
#4. What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.

Richard Pryor

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #628938
#5. A deed happens in a definite place at a definite time, but if it be sufficiently great and pregnant, its virtue radiates everywhere in time and space.

George Sarton

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #662867
#6. The qualities and capacities that are important in running-such factors as will power, the ability to apply effort during extreme fatigue and the acceptance of pain-have a radiating power that subtly influences one's life.

Jim Fixx

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #785824
#7. Lee Morgan used to stand behind me when I was playing a ballad and he'd be hollering, "Play the pretty notes, man, play the pretty notes." I thought I was playing the pretty notes, but you know, things like that help you to reach a little further.

Gary Bartz

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1090748
#8. There's nobody who loves being around actors working more than David Mamet, especially actors bringing his tremendous dialogue to life. I've never seen a movie director who was happier to be directing a movie than Dave.

Clark Gregg

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1098244
#9. I almost never slept deeply anymore
as soon as she said my name, I always sat up immediately, no matter how tired I was.

Cynthia Kadohata

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1342084
#10. When a movie like 'Superbad' or 'Moneyball' comes out, people make you feel like you're the most important person on the planet. The truth is, you're a billion percent not the most important person on the planet. It's all insulated in your world and no one could care less. It's just a movie.

Jonah Hill

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1402601
#11. I am afraid I shall not find him, but I shall still look for him, for if he exists, he may be appreciative of my efforts.

Jules Renard

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1570764
#12. For those who believe in resurrection, death is inconsequential. It's not an ending but rather a new beginning. A second chance, a reunion. The very idea of resurrection is so seductive a concept it's easy to forget, before you can rise from the dead you have to spend a few days in hell.

Emily Thorne

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1658207
#13. This is nothing new. It has proved meritorious because we have gathered significant information on bad guys and only on bad guys over the years.

Saxby Chambliss

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1747479
#14. Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

Dave Barry

Funny Hard Hat Sayings #1830901

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