Funny Hangover Kit Sayings

#1. When the old fears, hates, and worries that have haunted you for so long try to edge back in, they will in effect find a sign on the door of your mind reading occupied.

Norman Vincent Peale

#2. Between men and women, all the time there is tension. I feel it. A woman walks down the street, and I'm going back, and suddenly there is this tension. I just walk down the street, we were just on the way. And she thinks I'm a rapist. And now I feel guilty, even though I'm a damn poor did not.

Quentin Tarantino

#3. As a parent I provide all I can, but I think in the best possible scenario you need to have a man.

Diane Keaton

#4. On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen.

Douglas Coupland

#5. If someone comes into your house and does fked-up things to your kids and your wife, you're going to be capable of things you never imagined. Because it's in there. It might be lying dormant, but it's there.

Ronald Perelman

#6. Any country on the face of the Earth with an active intelligence program knows that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

Donald Rumsfeld

#7. I've never been a Sunday-only kind of Christian.

Sharron Angle

#8. Yes," I said "You were saved by a girl. Horrible, isn't it?"
He slid out and looked down at my bare legs. "Not just a girl, but a half-naked one. Now that's hot. If I'm still unconscious, don't wake me, okay?

Kelley Armstrong

#9. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

Adrian Rogers

#10. I personally love J.Lo because she's a fashion icon and I love her music.

Jessica Sanchez

#11. I always was drawn to the performing arts. I started dancing when I was two. I sang, loved to act, and loved going to visit my mom on-set. But she wanted me to have a normal childhood, so I wasn't really allowed to pursue acting till I got older.

Rainey Qualley