Top 8 Funny Guardian Angel Quotes

#1. You should either be like the candle that produces light or you live like mirror which reflects it. Pray for love; Sow love, Show love and Share love!

Israelmore Ayivor

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#2. My mother was an angel," I blurted. "A guardian angel."
Kaidan began to chuckle.
"What's so funny?" I asked.
"You. You're a walking contradiction. Horns and a halo. I don't belive it.

Wendy Higgins

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#3. We do need a 'new economy,' but one that is founded on thrift and care, on saving and conserving, not on excess and waste. An economy based on waste is inherently and hopelessly violent, and war is its inevitable by-product. We need a peaceable economy.

Wendell Berry

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#4. Having children just puts the whole world into perspective. Everything else just disappears.

Kate Winslet

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#5. You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

Jeff Foxworthy

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#6. Poetry from the bottom up is an act of selection: you kind of feel your way through the crowds of poems. The good ones came forward a long time ago, and the bad ones fell away.

Eileen Myles

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#7. As Meander says, "For our mind is God;" and as Heraclitus, "Man's genius is a deity.

Plutarch

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#8. Miranda: You say you were my guardian angel. Does that mean you watched me all the time? Like when I got my period or doctored a zit or took a shower or-
Zachary: I'm an angel, not a Peeping Tom.

Cynthia Leitich Smith

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