Funny Guard Dog Quotes

#1. Driving up the value of the advertising is a big commitment for Microsoft.

Bill Gates

#2. Pre-preproduction is the tenuous time before a project is greenlit; before the studio commits to spending real money. This is the most vulnerable period for any film because it's the time when your project is most likely to be put into turnaround. That's film-speak for killed off.

Peter Jackson

#3. I want to say to you: Doubt can be a bond as powerful and sustaining as certainty.

John Patrick Shanley

#4. But she did invite me to her house, and women like that don't invite over women like me unless they want something.

Gillian Flynn

#5. If you say that your national law allows you to do something, it is fine as long as you do this inside your own territory. As long as you go international, you really have to be sure that there is an international law which you respect and which you follow.

Sergei Lavrov

#6. The last thing you ever want to do is extend the period of frailty and disability and make people unhealthy for a longer time period. So lifespan extension in and of itself should not be the goal of medicine, nor should it be the goal of public health, nor should it be the goal of aging science.

S. Jay Olshansky

#7. My love is not a hunger of the heart, My love is not a craving of the flesh; It came to me from God, to God returns.

Sri Aurobindo

#8. In order to help another effectively, I must understand what he understands. If I do not know that, my greater understanding will be of no help to him ... instruction begins when you put yourself in his place so that you may understand what he understands and in the way he understands it.

Soren Kierkegaard

#9. Regardless of its textual component, Noh is ultimately indescribable, like sexual ecstasy; what consoles me for my failure of language is the fact that so is everything else. Moreover, Noh aspires to indescribability.

William T. Vollmann

#10. Submission was never meant to be a negative action. Submission is an act of love and service because someone must lead, and the others must follow. Your greatest act of love to your mate is when you submit and that comes in many forms.

Quinn Loftis

#11. Without implementation, all of our Bible studies are worthless.

Rick Warren

#12. Human beings tolerate what they understand they have to tolerate.

Jane Rule

#13. The ways creative work gets done are always unpredictable, demanding room to roam, refusing schedules and systems. They cannot be reduced to replicable formulas.

Rebecca Solnit

#14. One hundred and one. No person above seventeen years of age shall have any benefit or protection of the law, or be capable of any place of profit or honor, who is not a member of some church or profession, having his name recorded in some one, and but one religious record at once.

John Locke

#15. You have these catch-phrases that you associate with 'The X-Files': 'Trust No One,' 'Deny Everything.' 'Believe the Lie' was one of them.

Chris Carter