Funny Grave Digger Quotes

#1. Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits?"
Malvolio: "Fool, there was never a man so notoriously abused. I am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art."
Feste: "But as well? Then you are mad indeed, if you be no better in you wits than a fool.

William Shakespeare

#2. Keep your head up, your eyes forward & your heart open. Great things are coming to you ahead on the roads of your life.

Timothy Pina

#3. Get out of my room, you insufferable man.

Chelsea Fine

#4. I am doing better now though one of my legs is shorter than the other due to the operations.

David Prowse

#5. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Michael Atiyah

#6. As long as men completely dominate business and political life, as long as women are economically dependent on men, as long as the burden of child care falls wholly on women's shoulders (toppling even the most egalitarian couples), you cannot speak of a liberated female sexuality.

Esther Perel

#7. Baseball is a game dominated by vital ghosts; it's a fraternity, like no other we have of the active and the no longer so, the living and the dead.

Richard Gilman

#8. What we need of equipment is this: let it possess as good a structure as the real-life content that surrounds us. We need more simplifications to free us for seeing.

Berenice Abbott

#9. I have a dream that America will pray and God will forgive us our sins.

Alveda King

#10. If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.

Anne Lamott

#11. Is your transgression forgiven?

Johnny Hunt

#12. Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best minds. Men live the brink of mysteries and harmonies into which they never enter, and with their hands on the door-latch they die outside.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#13. She saw Luke, standing atop a pile of bones. Jace with white feathered wings sprouting out of his back, Isabelle sitting naked with her whip curled around her like a net of gold rings, Simon with crosses burned into the palms of his hands. Angels, falling and burning. Falling out of the sky.

Cassandra Clare