Top 12 Funny Fortune Teller Quotes

#1. His gaze met hers. It was crazy. Dressed down in worn blue jeans and a black shirt, he was the most beautiful man she'd ever seen.
And the moment was sort of perfect.
Even with the deer head staring over his shoulder like a total creeper.

J. Lynn

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#2. When I started DJ'ing, it was no big thing. There was no money in DJ'ing, and you did it purely for the love of playing music.

Paul Oakenfold

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#3. And had everything necessary to the Modern Man,
A phonograph, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of year;
When there was peace, he was for peace: when there was war, he went

W. H. Auden

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#4. Stop listening to people telling us we need to hate each other

Hank Green

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#5. I'm flatulent in many languages.

John R. Erickson

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#6. Empty pockets make empty heads.

William Carlos Williams

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#7. When I was 17 or 18 I wanted to become a wine expert, and my parents wouldn't let me drink. So I was devastated. All I could do was read, and I read and I read. And I'd read something like, you know, 'Subtle hints of cassis.'

Gary Vaynerchuk

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#8. Our head is designed to broaden our capability of analyzing facts, events and draw the right conclusions

Sunday Adelaja

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#9. In his voice resonated the timbre of a man who thinks he has convinced himself of an idea, but masks his own doubt by laboring to persuade others.

Katherine Howe

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#10. I come from a family of four brothers, so I like sports.

Jurnee Smollett

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#11. Do not have regrets. Guilt is a wasted emotion.

Norman Reedus

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#12. Both classically- and romantically-minded spirits-inasmuch as these two species always exist-occupy themselves with a vision of the future: but the former do so out of a strength of their age, the latter out of its weakness.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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