Funny Forklift Safety Quotes

#1. That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Nora Roberts

#2. Before Pat could speak, the kid

Jess Walter

#3. It's not rocket surgery!

David Lee Roth

#4. I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Shaquille O'Neal

#5. Going to happen when they finally solved this mystery? No time to worry about that now. He hiked up and zipped the jeans, then found

Laura Kaye

#6. Lady, can you speak up a little bit? Indianapolis is a little far from Europe - I can't hear you.

Marat Safin

#7. Violence begins with the fork.

Mahatma Gandhi

#8. There are many kinds of open ... Love is a word, another kind of open ... Take my word for jewel in your open light.

Audre Lorde

#9. Those men and women who follow the path of the Perfect Matrimony finally gain the bliss of entering Nirvana, which is to be in oblivion of the world and men forever...

Samael Aun Weor

#10. Which is more subversive-and corrosive-to believe in altruism or to see it simply as a cloak of self interest? Even if altruism did not exist, it would be necessary to believe in it. Pessimists in power are prone to despotism.

Frank Prochaska

#11. Brunei Darussalam is one of the oldest kingdoms in South East Asia.

Hassanal Bolkiah

#12. Violence among boys is so valorized and so encouraged that you have to do things different in violence prevention with boys than with girls.

Meda Chesney-Lind