Funny Flexing Quotes

#1. Europe was already Europe.

Orson Scott Card

#2. Because in a small dark room, a broken child lies on a filthy bed and stares up at a high window.
He waits for me, too.
And I - I who have failed at everything and have failed everyone - I must not, I cannot, I will not fail him.

Jennifer Donnelly

#3. I am not addicted to coffee, it find it's way every morning.

Pushpa Rana

#4. There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.

John Ashbery

#5. I happen to be quite fond of staying out late and sleeping the day away.

Rachel Nichols

#6. I'm a Bravoholic, and I love 'RuPaul's Drag Race.'

Gillian Jacobs

#7. Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

Jerry Coleman

#8. I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

Dave Chappelle

#9. Much of the vitality in a friendship lies in the honoring of differences, not simply in the enjoyment of similarities.

James Fredericks

#10. I feel very comfortable going at full speed.

Steve Nash

#11. The Olympics is not really about the sport, it's about the story behind the person. You keep the sport relatively simple to understand - let the fans understand that a takedown is 1 point, a turn is 2, a pin and the match is over. Keep it simple, and keep the story on the individual.

Kurt Angle

#12. A man is either free or he is not. There cannot be any apprenticeship for freedom.

Amiri Baraka

#13. That amenity which the French have developed into a great art ... conversation.

Cornelia Otis Skinner

#14. Instead of using the machine as a metaphor for architecture, as Le Corbusier did, I use the human body. I want the public to know that it's them I'm designing for.

Michael Graves

#15. Some truly bad writing, but brilliantly funny at the same time.
"When he was yet a million miles away the bright ring of fire that marked its portal filled the sky in front of him, flexing and twisting like the devil's anus in spasms of immortal agony.

Alan Glasser