Top 6 Funny First Holy Communion Quotes

#1. Cadence Taylor is my girlfriend and no matter what the people walking around us think, I'm going to treat her that way.

Melyssa Winchester

#2. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I love you. Most ardently.

Jane Austen

#3. Upon entering into the divine domain of transcendence, all these religious founders truly felt that they had accessed the true meaning of the universe, while in reality, what they had access to, in that state of mind, was their inner self.

Abhijit Naskar

#4. I was going crazy. My brain had just shit the bed on me.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#5. Since fat crayons, I write and display chaos. My plan is damage.

Louis Eric Barrier

#6. Every expert began as an amateur.

Jeffrey Fry

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