Funny Explosive Sayings

#1. Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia ...
Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.
Step Two: put Val on decaf.
Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie.

Brandon Sanderson

#2. I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Jerry Seinfeld

#3. When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.

Arthur Wellesley

#4. I really like 'Hard-Knock Life' because I get to perform with all of the other girls, and it's such a strong number.

Lilla Crawford

#5. We're all given something to do. And when we don't follow what we're supposed to do, we always know when we're off track.

Joy Harjo

#6. The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.

Dominic Chianese

#7. It's nice to get off the couch, throw the clothes on, add a little make-up and go back to work, every once in a while.

Leonard Nimoy

#8. If you know about yourself, presumably you know about at least one other person.

Mary Renault

#9. I can't leave you," he says hoarsely.
"I can't leave you either," I say, shaking my head. "I can't."
"Then don't," he says, and grabs me behind the neck and kisses me again, and the world is tilting, and everything goes black.

Cynthia Hand

#10. The happiest man is he, who being above the troubles which money brings, has his hands the fullest of work.

Anthony Trollope

#11. We need to ask the moral questions: Do I have a right to be rich? And do I have a right to be content living in a world with so much poverty and inequality? These questions motivate us to view the issue of inequality as central to human living.

Amartya Sen

#12. How much is your sin going to cost me?

Ted Haggard

#13. Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the fall of man ... To be fair, their arguments are backed with scientific fact taken from documentary films such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and RoboCop.

Wes Locher

#14. I order to avoid falling into the product junkie traps, it's good to know your go-to styling products.

Monica Millner