Top 6 Funny Esl Quotes

#1. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

Rita Rudner

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#2. I'm not a true vegan.

Anthony Kiedis

Funny Esl Quotes #193681
#3. He loved her like the first time every time. Like the first time all the time.

C.J. Carlyon

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#4. At some point, our lips met and it was perhaps the most wonderful thing I'd ever experienced. And truly, I guess there wasn't just one kiss, but several. A polite frenzy. A mass migration of delicate wildebeest kisses. I remember them as one transcendent event, though.

Dean Hale

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#5. I am the captain of my own crunch.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

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#6. I would say that I'm 98 percent skeptical, but the other 2 percent [is] open for the possibility of things.

Nicolas Cage

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