Top 20 Funny Entrance Sayings

#1. I want people to know that there is nothing more badass than being yourself.

Darren Criss

Funny Entrance Sayings #952297
#2. To be 'in the will of God' is not a matter of intellectual discernment, but a state of heart.

Oswald Chambers

Funny Entrance Sayings #1829939
#3. Swap out one of these men with the mute, and I'll be right as rain," Randy said from his spot near the kitchen entrance.
"Thought we were besties," Bride mumbled into the shot of rum she'd pilfered from Randy's cabinet.

Shay Rucker

Funny Entrance Sayings #1735730
#4. O hasten, Lord, these promised days, When Israel shall rejoice, And Jew and Gentile join in praise, With one united voice!

James Edmeston

Funny Entrance Sayings #1476334
#5. What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.

Stephen Helmes

Funny Entrance Sayings #1422906
#6. - "What kind of funny?" I asked her. "Funny like a clown onstage? Or funny like a clown hanging around the entrance to a bank?"
-"The bank one.

Lemony Snicket

Funny Entrance Sayings #1358222
#7. Ultimately I wanted to be a pioneer swimmer, a distant descendant of Scott, Amundsen and Hillary, except that I would be an explorer of the water.

Lewis Gordon

Funny Entrance Sayings #1174770
#8. It is not socialist, as some of our critics contend. It isn't purely capitalist, either. It is a new way. A third way. A more humane, trusting, productive, exhilarating, and, in every sense, rewarding way.

Ricardo Semler

Funny Entrance Sayings #1158382
#9. Marathon tidying produces a heap of garbage. At this stage, the one disaster that can wreak more havoc than an earthquake is the entrance of that recycling expert who goes by the alias of "mother.

Marie Kondo

Funny Entrance Sayings #1058896
#10. I played Big Band jazz music. I wasn't into rock and roll. I was just there because it was a living. I surprised everyone. I'm still surprising people.

Bobby Vinton

Funny Entrance Sayings #975654
#11. We are not separate from spirit, we are within it." -Plotinus, ancient Greek Sage & Mystic

Sara Rider

Funny Entrance Sayings #102801
#12. Inner peace is a quiet evening moonlight walk in the soft falling snow of our minds

Wes Adamson

Funny Entrance Sayings #945577
#13. We chose whether to be warriors or to be ordinary.

Carlos Castaneda

Funny Entrance Sayings #937503
#14. Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.

Rick Riordan

Funny Entrance Sayings #714577
#15. [make] Sundays out of weekdays.

Hermann Hesse

Funny Entrance Sayings #587524
#16. I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Entrance Sayings #563946
#17. Take a risk on messy. Live Fearlessly. Love recklessly. Most of all, just love.

Julie Johnson

Funny Entrance Sayings #552914
#18. God truly is our Father, the Father of the spirits of all mankind. We are his literal offspring and are formed in his image. We have inherited divine characteristics from him.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

Funny Entrance Sayings #484288
#19. I'm very passionate about music and was excited to see that the majority of readers loved the inclusion of lyrics.

Colleen Hoover

Funny Entrance Sayings #177718
#20. I wish to express my hope that the efforts of our nations, nationalities and peoples in the direction of the development of our democratic order will be successful.

Girma Woldegiorgis

Funny Entrance Sayings #134072

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