Top 7 Funny Emcee Quotes
#1. It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the weekend hoping to get the $400 - and get fired. I had to prank whoever they told me to prank.
John Mulaney
#2. Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act.
Patton Oswalt
#4. Liars prove their ignorance with every word they speak.
Aaron L. Carter
#5. This also is a part of the Church's teaching, that the world was made and took its beginning at a certain time, and is to be destroyed on account of its wickedness.
Origen
#7. He was losing her incrementally ... As a web is no more than holes woven together, they were bonded by what was no longer there.
Anthony Marra
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