Funny Egomaniac Quotes

#1. the missive. She pursed her brow before

Janna MacGregor

#2. I'm more interested in humanity in general than pussy in the exact.

Charles Bukowski

#3. In those days, I still thoroughly enjoyed the romance I called "by myself"; I didn't know yet how it gets lonely, picks up a sharp edge later on that ruins a day now and then
ruins more than that, if you're not careful.

Elizabeth Kostova

#4. Consul', remarked the detective, dogmatically, 'great robbers always resemble honest folks.

Julius Verne

#5. ..here's the editor's prescription, writer: 1000 words daily until next checkup.

Rob Bignell, Editor

#6. Most of the time, we try to tell ourselves "I'm confident" or "I'm doing well." But then, in a moment alone at home, you feel how close you are to some kind of abyss.

Christian Tetzlaff

#7. I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

Don Rickles

#8. Patience is an integral part of talent.

Vicki Baum

#9. Rohinton Mistry's celebrated novel 'Such a Long Journey' was pulled off the syllabus of Mumbai University because local extremists objected to its content.

Salman Rushdie

#10. I had a reputation in high school for making trouble.

Seth Priebatsch

#11. A wise unselfishness is not a surrender of yourself to the wishes of anyone, but only to the best discoverable course of action.

David Seabury

#12. Whoever does not visit Paris regularly will never really be elegant.

Honore De Balzac

#13. What an unrequited love it is, this thirst! But is it love, when it is unrequited?

Eleanor Catton

#14. Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac.

Sarah Dalton

#15. Beauty, unlike the rest of the gifts handed out at birth, does not require dedication, patience and hard work to pay off. But it's also the only gift that does not keep on giving.

Paulina Porizkova