Funny Ecuadorian Quotes

#1. When you don't have a choice, you don't have a problem.

John J. Miller

#2. As a neighboring funeral terrifies sick misers, and fear obliges them to have some regard for themselves; so, the disgrace of others will often deter tender minds from vice.

Horace

#3. I thought having a chronic illness would make my life detour in ways I didn't want to accept, but I've learnt that have a chronic illness made the only detours that are worth the growth.

Nikki Rowe

#4. Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

Jeff Foxworthy

#5. I saw what could be done with words, for I had a vision of a new world as I talked.

Nellie L. McClung

#6. Just as the slave master required the slaves to imitate the image he had of them, so women, who live in a relatively powerless position, politically and economically, feel obliged by a kind of implicit force to live up to culture's image of what is female.

Susan Griffin

#7. Yeah, one of my approaches with my community, my friends, the companies I represent, has been to take the attitude of what I bring instead of what I can get. What can I give?

Kelly Clark

#8. I have always been sure
That when [the Day of Judgement] comes it will come in autumn.
Heaven, I am quite sure, wouldn't disappoint
The bulbs.

Christopher Fry

#9. I've always been really impressed with some of the longer graphic novels and thought it would be really amazing if one day I could try something like that.

Adrian Tomine

#10. How should we provide for our families? Financially, spatially (be near them), emotionally, morally, spiritually. ... I don't have what it takes to provide for my family spiritually; I need Jesus.

Steve Farrar

#11. It boils down to this: we should have done with humbug, and let war be war, and not a game ... If there were none of this magnanimity business in warfare, we should never go to war, except for something worth facing certain death for.

Leo Tolstoy

#12. Wine is a successful effort to translate the perishable into the permanent.

John Arlott

#13. I wish my parents hadn't made me feel that how I looked was linked to how much they loved me. But I do also see how hard it must be to see your child pile on the pounds and trust they'll find their own way back to a healthy weight.

Arabella Weir

#14. Each person's task in life is to become an increasingly better person.

Leo Tolstoy