Funny Dyke Quotes

#1. Hope come not from circumstances or the acquisition of things but from the simple accumulation of active experience, from gritting the teeth and checking the items off the list, one by one, even though it's painful and you're afraid.

Caroline Knapp

#2. I'm stuck in the fucking chimney." She

J.R. Ward

#3. The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in them, who were already trying to sell snakes to the newcomers.

Terry Pratchett

#4. Please keep in mind the distinction between healing and treatment: treatment originates from outside, whereas healing comes from within.

Andrew Weil

#5. My childhood in Corfu shaped my life. If I had the craft of Merlin, I would give every child the gift of my childhood.

Gerald Durrell

#6. I will preach with my brush.

Henry Ossawa Tanner

#7. Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

Adam Carolla

#8. No matter what you've been told, your worth more than gold.

Britt Nicole

#9. There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

Dick Van Dyke

#10. The path to enlightenment is when you allow presence, love and gratitude to overlap your ego.

Matthew Donnelly

#11. What you were yesterday is fixed for always, making its mark on what you are today, what you will be tomorrow.

Helen Eustis

#12. Failure is success training.

Kevin Smith

#13. The worst can always be true," Papa said grimly.

Kristin Hannah