Funny Dwarf Quotes

#1. When he came to, the eels were still being removed from him and Anvar was congratulating one of the rivermen. The man had smashed open a barrel of eels and covered both dwarf and zombie with them.

Ian Livingstone

#2. I tried to stick with what I knew best, which is writing rock n' roll songs and melodies. I am as passionate as I was when I was 20.

Gary Cherone

#3. We invented the car, and it made it easier for us to crash and die. If I gave a car to my grandfather, he would die in five minutes, while I have grown up slowly to accept speed.

Umberto Eco

#4. Some things are free, Rania. My love for you is free. All you have to do is take it. Accept it.

Jasinda Wilder

#5. Away: that was the only command my body could respond to. Away Away Away.

Heather Demetrios

#6. I've learned that the more vulnerable I allow myself to be, the more in control of myself I really am.

Anonymous Twelve Step Recovery Members

#7. Orion nodded, then asked, "Dwarf cheese?"
"Cheese made by dwarfs."
"Oh," said Orion, relieved. "They make it. It's not actually ... "
"No. What a horrible thought."
"Exactly.

Eoin Colfer

#8. There is no worship for God without the honor of fellow man

Sunday Adelaja

#9. Who is this repulsive dwarf?

Kim Hunter

#10. Don't GIVE UP. And know that there is always someone out there who believes in you and who loves you JUST THE WAY THAT YOU ARE.

Nick Vujicic