Funny Doctor Phil Quotes

#1. He thought there was no hope for him. Me? I can't imagine a world without hope.

Richelle Mead

#2. The little suckings and smackings of the perversions are the sounds of joyous infancy.

Mason Cooley

#3. I asked her sister for a cell number, at least, but something tells me that 401-GO2-HELL is out of service.

Jodi Picoult

#4. Call it the Darwinian contradiction. We come down from the trees and walk upright and what do we get for it? Foot pain! Bad backs! We cease living sexual lives regulated by mating seasons, by hormonal tides or the rotation of the earth and what happens? Marital misery. Divorce. Rape.

Jonathan Rosen

#5. My mother always wanted me to be glamorous. When I thought about that, it really fired me up, and once I lost all those pounds, I started to feel really good about myself.

Etta James

#6. I've got that Irish thing going on. Lots of Irish in my background.

Jodie Foster

#7. And a respectable man must be a coward and a slave not only at the present time, owing to some accidental circumstances, but generally in all periods of time. That's a law of nature for all respectable people on earth.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#8. I feel strongly about showing up and being prepared and not taking the opportunity for granted and being conscientious about my fellow co-workers.

Paul Schneider

#9. Inferences of Science and Common Sense differ from those of deductive logic and mathematics in a very important respect, namely, when the premises are true and the reasoning correct, the conclusion is only probable.

Bertrand Russell