Top 18 Funny Dementia Quotes

#1. Controversial daily radio host. Considered to be engaging in unacceptable behaviour by seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and fostering hatred which might lead to inter-community violence.

Michael Savage

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#2. An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens' profit.


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#3. The language of art is celestial in origin and can only be understood by the chosen.

El Greco

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#4. We all have things we need to do, no matter how reckless or foolish.

Amy Ewing

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#5. But effective regulation at the European Union level can make a massive contribution to achieving our shared goals of improving competitiveness, jobs and growth.

John Hutton

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#6. How can any man be weak who dares to be at all?

Henry David Thoreau

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#7. Wean our heart from every creature Thee to love and Thee alone.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

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#8. Writing isn't a career choice. It's self-medication that over time precipitates the madness it was meant to ward off.

Alain De Botton

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#9. The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

Edward Gibbon

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#10. All art has this characteristic-it unites people.

Leo Tolstoy

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#11. He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions.

Barbara Kingsolver

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#12. I don't like hello. It makes me sound like I have dementia, like I've never heard a phone ring before and I don't know what's supposed to happen next. Hello?

Rainbow Rowell

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#13. If I give up my career as a skater simply because I fear I won't show my best performance, I would be really sorry later in life.

Kim Yuna

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#14. Nature is monstrously unjust. There is no substitute for talent. Industry and all the virtues are of no avail.

Aldous Huxley

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#15. Literary dementia seems dated now, but there was a time when a month in the funny farm was as de rigueur for budding writers as an M.F.A. is now. To be sent away was a badge of honor; to undergo electroshock, a glorious martyrdom.

Walter Kirn

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#16. Love is invisible, and comes in and goes out as he likes, without anyone calling him to account for what he does.

Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

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#17. Needless to say, anybody who can stumble through a C-major scale knows that Art Tatum always gave his audiences 10 times their money's worth.

Terry Teachout

Funny Dementia Quotes #232337
#18. I always dreamed of the stars. Getting as high as I could so I could reach out and touch them. I didn't realize, not until I'd seen the Earth from orbit, that I'd been dreaming the wrong dreams. Everything that matters, everything that's important, is right down here.

Jeremy Pack

Funny Dementia Quotes #179384

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