Top 12 Funny Crude Humor Quotes
#1. Tired of the sea,
I need a tree that will hold my thoughts with birdsong;
not tides returning them along the shoreline to laughing gulls.
Basith
#2. Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence.
Mie Hansson
#3. No longer, I want to begin my thoughts and my life with Atman and
with the suffering of the world. I do not want to kill and dissect myself
any longer, to find a secret behind the ruins.
Hermann Hesse
#4. I love great locations in movies, and I couldn't believe I'd never seen a landfill on screen before. It was the most haunting place.
Lucy Walker
#5. You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well ... it's now."
"Oh, so you came up here for a fuck?"
Emma cringed. "Do you always have to be so crude?"
He chuckled. "I'm sorry. Would you prefer I call it an afternoon delight?" he teased.
Katie Ashley
#6. Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
Mark A. Cooper
#7. Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething.
Ali Sparkes
#8. Lysander said that the law spoke too softly to be heard in such a noise of war.
Plutarch
#9. He adds, wistfully, "I don't suppose you have syphilis, do you?"
"No."
"Pity. There's a study starting in Alabama that would have paid for all your medical care if you did. Although you'd have to be a Negro."
"I'm not that, either."
"Too bad." The doctor shrugs.
Lauren Beukes
#10. If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night.
Solange Nicole
#11. E were always taught, instead of waiting to be swept off our feet, to 'expect little, forgive much'.
Helen Fielding
#12. [Science] works! Planes fly. Cars drive. Computers compute. If you base medicine on science, you cure people. If you base the design of planes on science, they fly. If you base the design of rockets on science, they reach the moon. It works ... bitches.
Richard Dawkins
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