Top 15 Funny Country Music Quotes

#1. The French press can be very harsh, and the one thing they can't bear is multi-tasking. They despise it to the highest degree, so from the age of five I've been taught that if I did two things at the same time, it meant I didn't know how to do one. It's an obsession that they have.

Lou Doillon

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#2. Who knows the colors someone else sees?

Anne Perry

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#3. I'm pretty open to all music. Its pretty funny because I've spent time in Germany and now I'm in Dallas where Country is a big thing. I used to hate it but now I can actually go through a song.

Steve Purdy

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#4. It is that the individual has within him or herself vast resources for self-understanding, for altering the self-concept basic attitudes, and his or her self-directed behavior - and that these resources can be tapped if only a definable climate of facilitative psychological attitudes can be provided

Carl Rogers

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#5. Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

Richard Belzer

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#6. What was life like ?
deprivation and abundance, side by side like a miracle. surrender to them both .
Poverty and sunshine, poverty and jewels in the sky .
Drought and the gushing Nile
Disease and clean hearts, stories from neighbours and relationships .

Leila Aboulela

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#7. Funny how a melody sounds like a memory.

Eric Church

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#8. In silence, we hear the voice of intuition's guidance; coming from that place within where it already resides.

Transform Publishing

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#9. the taste of death does not comes from the recipe of cowardness

Rishi Mishra

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#10. There are bad things in the world. There's no getting away from that. But that doesn't mean nothing can be done about them. You can't abandon life just because it's scary, and just because sometimes you get hurt.

Jim Butcher

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#11. When someone, let's say a teacher, speaks of the world and you are not in it, it's like looking into the mirror and seeing nothing.

Adrienne Rich

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#12. At length their long kiss severed, with sweet smart:And as the last slow sudden drops are shedFrom sparkling eaves when all the storm has fled,So singly flagged the pulses of each heart.

Dante Gabriel Rossetti

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#13. It is the concern of every immigrant that their offspring will grow to embrace their adoptive culture at the expense of their natural heritage.

Guillermo Del Toro

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#14. You wanna go build some shelves with me?

Alexandra Bracken

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#15. It's enough just to speak when spoken to, to give some minimal reaction to a stimulus. But to actually be the stimulus doesn't even occur to me.

Martha Manning

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