Top 17 Funny Costco Quotes

#1. Photographers have always been each other's biggest fans.

Rick Smolan

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#2. There is a kind of wisdom that grows in the heart from living in places such as you have been. It builds integrity and strong character. ~Then'diel

K. Farrell St. Germain

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#3. Beautiful city! ... spreading her gardens to the moonlight, and whispering from her towers the last enchantments of the Middle Age ... her ineffable charm ... Adorable dreamer, whose heart has been so romantic!

Matthew Arnold

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#4. I've been walking to school and trying to figure out what's going on there; some of the production and songs are so ridiculous. I want to get inside that.

Mike Tucker

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#5. God sometimes afflicts with infirmity of body. Sickness takes away the comfort of life, and makes one in deaths oft.

Thomas Watson

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#6. I try to find some similarities between myself and the characters, even if it's the tiniest thing.

Lizzy Caplan

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#7. Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'

Natasha Leggero

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#8. Worry is common, it's not good for us, it accomplishes little, and it dishonors the God who cares for us. Worry may be our most enduring form of unbelief.

George Foster

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#9. Where do you find a stomach on a Thursday afternoon in Reno? "Chinatown?" suggests someone. "Costco?" "Butcher Boys." Tracy pulls his phone from a pocket. "Hello, I'm from the university" - the catchall preamble for unorthodox inquiries.

Mary Roach

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#10. My childhood favourite is mum's shepherd's pie, Yorkshire pudding and roasted potatoes. I remember coming home from school and going to the kitchen to help her. It's because of her that I discovered my love for cooking.

Gordon Ramsay

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#11. For a man to be great, he must not dwell on small things, though he may enjoy them.

Joseph Smith Jr.

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#12. I just read history books. I read nothing but history books. They have so much to give; I wish I'd majored in history in college.

James McBride

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#13. Donald Maclean, a British diplomat who had spied for the KGB. "Maclean said: 'People who read Pravda every day are invincible.' People who are well informed and get their information from different sources inevitably start thinking," Kalugin

Arkady Ostrovsky

Funny Costco Quotes #855288
#14. Keeping people on side is a precondition of making any progress on sustainability issues

Jonathon Porritt

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#15. What we have lived through, the 20th century, has been like a great party. Adults now have had the best time humanity has ever had. Now the party is over and the Earth is reckoning up.

James Lovelock

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#16. They had known nothing of each other only hours ago, and yet, there had been a knowledge shared between them in those moments before they danced, and now she could think only of all the things she yet wanted to tell him, wanted to do with him.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

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#17. Feeling in the young precedes philosophy, and often acts with a more certain aim.

William Carleton

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