Funny Cost Cutting Quotes

#1. MySpace is my wife ... Facebook is my mistress.

Paulo Coelho

#2. Song; an intangible medicine that heals both the body and the soul intangibly for a moment.

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#3. All authority must be out of a man's self, turned ... either upon an art, or upon a man.

Francis Bacon

#4. The wise person finds enemies more useful than the fool does friends .

Baltasar Gracian

#5. The lust of fame is the last that a wise man shakes off.

Tacitus

#6. When I was a child, when I was an adolescent, books saved me from despair: that convinced me that culture was the highest of values[ ... ].

Simone De Beauvoir

#7. When I am in the battlefield, I love it more then my wedding night with the most beautiful of women

Khalid Ibn Al-Walid

#8. The importance of gratitude is never forgotten.

Debra L. Lee

#9. Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

Aziz Ansari

#10. I like when people have opinions - especially about art. You can hate my art. I made my art to be hated. That's why I made the name paintings.

Josh Smith

#11. Life is only as precious as what we will die for.

Erica Lindquist

#12. To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

Peter Sellers

#13. I like dressing how I like to dress, and I look like a little art statement.

Kirsten Vangsness