Top 15 Funny Confirmation Sayings

#1. I've always tried to not let movie, television or theatre be all that my life is about. I've always tried to get involved in the community or my family now I have kids.

David Morse

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#2. I can enjoy an Arsenal-Chelsea match without having to worry about getting exclusive quotes afterwards from one of the participants as he makes his way to his Bentley. I was never very good at steaming up to someone and engaging them in conversation like that.

Steve Rushin

Funny Confirmation Sayings #138793
#3. I can be human to strangers and coworkers, just not to the people who actually care about me.

Sara Zarr

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#4. The disaster in the Gulf was no accident. It was the result of years of oil money buying off politicians to lead to an unregulated and ill focused addiction to oil and drilling. The doomed fate of the local fisherman and the environment were foretold in the infamous chants of 'Drill, Baby, Drill.'

Robert Greenwald

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#5. The bells will ring and the marriages will begin. And it's a great day in our state for equal protection under the law for all people.

Kamala Harris

Funny Confirmation Sayings #402443
#6. Anger is a handy term and words are tricky, as we know. What one man perceives as anger, another person - in my case the deliverer of material - is, "Don't you see it, don't you see how badly you're doing?" It's like shaking a child - which you're not supposed to do.

George Carlin

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#7. Cat lovers display an intensity lacking - thank goodness - in most human relationships.

Jonathan Safran Foer

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#8. I am a sportsman and not a politician. I am a sportsman and will always remain one. I am not going to enter politics giving up cricket, which is my life. I will continue to play cricket.

Sachin Tendulkar

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#9. The river of my village doesn't make you think about anything.
When you're at its bank you're only at its bank.

Alberto Caeiro

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#10. The most disruptive trait of mankind has been to draw immediate conclusions from what they perceive. There are always other possibilities.

Anonymous

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#11. There are always four sides to a story: your side, their side, the truth and what really happened.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Funny Confirmation Sayings #913802
#12. She's never really wanted to be the only person, she's never been such a fan of being alone.

Alison Pace

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#13. Damon: Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

L.J.Smith

Funny Confirmation Sayings #983459
#14. Oh England is a pleasant place for them that's rich and high,
But England is a cruel place for such poor folks as I

Charles Kingsley

Funny Confirmation Sayings #1086801
#15. Or should one recognize that one becomes a foreigner in another country because one is already a foreigner from within?

Julia Kristeva

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