Top 11 Funny Coloured Quotes

#1. Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Bill Bailey

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#2. I am really terrible when it comes to guys. Inside, I just see myself as this overweight tomboy with funny-coloured hair and bad skin.

Katie McGrath

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#3. Tenderoni, you've got to be.

Michael Jackson

Funny Coloured Quotes #416765
#4. But it's not so much having to repair the damage, it's more the attitude behind the vandalism, Harry. Muggle-baiting might strike some wizards as funny, but it's an expression of something much deeper and nastier ...

J.K. Rowling

Funny Coloured Quotes #482119
#5. The beauty of a financial institution is that there are a lot of ways to go to hell in a bucket. You can push credit too far, do a dumb acquisition, leverage yourself excessively - it's not just derivatives [that can bring about your downfall].

Charlie Munger

Funny Coloured Quotes #564535
#6. [She] had occasionally glimpsed a series of interchangeable well-groomed blondes accompanying him to work events, then Grace had rocked up with her funny-coloured hair and her funny-coloured tights, and Vaughn had been smitten. Well, as smitten as Vaughn could be.

Sarra Manning

Funny Coloured Quotes #1091471
#7. Habit is a strong invisible prison.

John O'Donohue

Funny Coloured Quotes #1458371
#8. Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips.

Rebecca West

Funny Coloured Quotes #1522028
#9. Wait 'till I get my money right..

Kanye West

Funny Coloured Quotes #1542542
#10. Kill not, cause no pain. Nonviolence is the greatest religion.

Mahavira

Funny Coloured Quotes #1663369
#11. Having cancer is a lonely experience. It is the one time in your life that you cannot ask those closest to you, 'What should I do?' It's too heavy a burden to place on another person. This is your life, your decision, and cancer kills.

Suzanne Somers

Funny Coloured Quotes #1735986

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