Top 7 Funny Coffee Board Quotes

#1. To receive this incredible gift all you have to do is follow four simple steps: 1) desire it; 2) know it; 3) grow in its virtue; 4) live it.

Joseph Iannuzzi

#2. Only words and conventions can isolate us from the entirely undefinable something which is everything.

Alan W. Watts

#3. There is no kind of idleness by which we are so easily seduced as that which dignifies itself by the appearance of business.

Samuel Johnson

#4. I wouldn't have a face like that,' proceeded the child, with a good deal of earnestness, 'not if you gave me a million dollars.' He thought for a moment, then corrected himself. 'Two million dollars!' he added.

P.G. Wodehouse

#5. A god that does not manifest in reality is indistinguishable from a god that does not exist.

Matt Dillahunty

#6. People try nonviolence for a week, and when it 'doesn't work,' they go back to violence, which hasn't worked for centuries.

Zak Ebrahim

#7. Once a woman turns against you, forget it. They can love you, then something turns in them. They can watch you dying in a gutter, run over by a car, and they'll spit on you.

Charles Bukowski

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