Funny Coaching Sayings

#1. Kids across the country have grown up accepting the idea that no one can harm your family if at least one of its adult members is in the shower. No one knows why.

Sloane Crosley

#2. Let us see as steadily and completely as possible the realities of our age: the wasted lives, the scattered and misused resources (human and material), the steel magic of the misdirected machinery, the mad clockwork tragedy of it all.

Clarence John Laughlin

#3. So I choose to believe that we are not given more because we have to find the rest inside ourselves.

Sarah Fine

#4. Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight tumultuous and very inconsistent years at TNT.

Marv Albert

#5. Our editors, I'm afraid, have come to believe that the photograph is an end in itself. They've forgotten that the photograph is only the subsidiary, the little brother, of the word.

Roy Stryker

#6. You legit left town as Peter Parker and came back as Spiderman." "Those

Brittainy C. Cherry

#7. Games are another place to find work, not only the voice stuff but in the motion capture stuff. It's exciting work.

Michael Cudlitz

#8. You needn't be afraid of life! Life is so good when you do something that is good and just.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#9. I want to be a giving woman and just a nice person in general.

Serena Williams

#10. Life would be flat without music. It is the background to all I do. It speaks to the heart in its own special way like nothing else.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

#11. When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

Dane Cook

#12. I was christened Edward. My sister gave me the name Bear when I was a week old and it has stuck.

Bear Grylls

#13. There's always someone out there training for your spot. For my scholarship at the University of Florida, for my job with the Denver Broncos, for my position with the New York Jets. And that's the reason to get up earlier or stay up later.

Tim Tebow

#14. Life is a walk to the edge of a cliff. Every day we get a step nearer and what lies over the brink, no one can tell.

Deepak Chopra

#15. She knew only one hint left by Rob: Enigma. There had been a few genius mathematicians who invented much more than a computing-like device, they figured out one of the most important intelligence formulas. Rob had programmed it in the Mold language.

J.M.K. Walkow

#16. There is no special way a photograph should look.

Garry Winogrand