Funny Closed Door Quotes

#1. Now-a-days lower Broadway is blocked with traffic at this hour and everyone walks; even the decrepit John Jacob Astor can be seen crawling along the street like some ancient snail, his viscous track the allure of money. Instead

Gore Vidal

#2. Day by day, moment by moment, I am to share His love with others.

George Calleja

#3. A man is hid under his tongue.

Ali Ibn Abi Talib

#4. There are many more secrets in the world that are waiting to be found. The question of how many secrets exist in our world is roughly equivalent to how many startups people should start.

Peter Thiel

#5. Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.

Raymond Benson

#6. I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.

Frank Carson

#7. Five toms bound and gagged. One ruptured scrotum ...

Rachel Vincent

#8. Fashion fosters cliches of beauty, but I want to tear them apart.

Miuccia Prada

#9. More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#10. Someone who only hears laughter in a laugh is deaf.

Milena Michiko Flasar

#11. All too often we fail to see the good in a difficult situation. Our minds are wired in such a funny way that we tend to believe just because a door closed it must be a bad thing.

Lindsey Rietzsch

#12. You know, a daydream properly utilized can be the most powerful force in the universe. One need only dream of freedom to begin to break the spell of enslavement.

William Joyce

#13. It's hard because people think they have something to lose and the truth is they have everything to gain in trying to love somebody.

Maya Angelou

#14. All that you are is because of your choices.

Debasish Mridha

#15. I haven't done any translating for decades now. It's something I did when I was young.

Paul Auster

#16. 'Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow,' if you go through the lyrics, is such a haunting melody, and the words are, for a pop song, pretty deep and dark.

Jake Epstein

#17. The themes that the anti-globalization protesters bring to the discussion are of extraordinary importance. However, the theses that they often bring to it, sometimes in the form of slogans, are often oversimple.

Amartya Sen