Top 15 Funny Church Choir Quotes

#1. There is nothing dishonorable about abandoning pain. Sometimes peace is most quickly found when a man simply stops avoiding it." He shifted slightly in the dark. "And you never again lay awake all night, staring at darkness and thinking of them.

Robin Hobb

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#2. And I know, too, that recognizing one's mistakes does not erase them.

Susie Morgenstern

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#3. The body learns through exaggeration and contrast

Wendy Palmer

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#4. I jumped off a cliff after you were stabbed," she said, managing a weak smile. "The least you can do is sit here while I'm stabbed.

Annette Marie

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#5. The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Fred Allen

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#6. It's kind of beautiful, this scary world. I still want to go out of it as soon as possible, but when I look around and stop thinking about how insane it all is and just see it without freaking out, it's really beautiful.

Jennifer Donnelly

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#7. began to feel that queasy guilt that you can only know if you have lived among the English - a terrible suspicion that any pleasure involving more than a cup of milky tea and a chocolate digestive biscuit is somehow irreligiously excessive.

Bill Bryson

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#8. And he couldn't know because he hadn't been left with an unkeepable promise, because he wasn't me.

John Green

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#9. Reserve me a room . . . say me a prayer.

Stephen King

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#10. I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Paul Lynde

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#11. I was painfully shy when I was a kid. I always thought when most people were born, part of the toolkit was teaching you how to relate to other people - and it was just left out of my toolkit.

Rick Smolan

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#12. She was starved hurting limbs.

Mary Gaitskill

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#13. After they were both done, the pile of knives and guns on the coffee table looked like they'd cleaned out an armory. I think we have a problem, Dmitri.

Nalini Singh

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#14. I used to get in trouble with my old agent, because I've never been driven by fear or need or greed. I want my work to represent me as a person, so I can be quite fussy.

Darren Boyd

Funny Church Choir Quotes #1755724
#15. Without sense of purpose and clear direction of your life, you will only be building a fake brand of you

Bernard Kelvin Clive

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