Funny Childbirth Quotes

#1. It's not about what you wear, but about how you live your life

Oscar De La Renta

#2. I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.

Sherry Glaser

#3. Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"
"Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."
"Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.

MaryJanice Davidson

#4. Adversity, if a man is set down to it by degrees, is more supportable with equanimity by most people than any great prosperity arrived at in a single lifetime.

Samuel Butler

#5. Nostalgia is a powerful drug to which intelligent and sensitive people resort when they are bored or frightened by the times they are living in; and comforting doses are increased as their dislike of the present is reinforced by dread of the future.

John Gloag

#6. The first step is to find out what you love - and don't be practical about it. The second step is to start doing what you love immediately, in any small way possible.

Barbara Sher

#7. Nell, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this. But your brother is hot. Like smokin' hot. Honestly, it's kind of impossible to have a vagina and not look." She

Kylie Scott

#8. Services isolated on business logic can share data sources with other systems.

Paul Dix

#9. The Waters are Nature's storehouse in which she locks up her wonders..

Izaak Walton

#10. To what faults do you feel most indulgent? To the ones that arise from urgent material needs.

Christopher Hitchens

#11. I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable. And there are far too many people that are far smarter than me to be president. I'd like to find one with some honor and integrity. I haven't seen them yet, but they'll show up.

Glenn Beck

#12. She had walked to the brink, abandoning all belief, and just before the bitter end, she was pulled from the abyss by faith.

Sage Steadman

#13. To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof little more than a little is by much too much.

William Shakespeare

#14. Lucifer's last words in heaven may have been "Non serviam," but none has served the Almighty so dutifully, since His sideshow in the clouds would never draw any customers if it were not for the main attraction of the devil's hell on earth.

Thomas Ligotti

#15. I got bad calls every match, and I never got an apology. So I thought it was rather strange.

Ivan Lendl