Top 9 Funny Chewing Tobacco Quotes

#1. As for my family, Ren was Ren and his family was his family and mine were who they were and usually this would be a Romeo and Juliet type of scenario. But I wasn't big on Shakespeare so my family was also just going to have to deal.

Kristen Ashley

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#2. Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers

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#3. I find a very guilty pleasure in dark themes and vibes, and finding where the transcending nature of awareness meets this darkness.

Mike Scheidt

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#4. When people use the word 'science,' it's often a tell, like in poker, that you're bluffing.

Peter Thiel

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#5. A little thought is sexton to all the world.

Henry David Thoreau

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#6. This is more like the scientists I know. Authority outweighs evidence, at least for as long as the authority lives.

Frans De Waal

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#7. Descartes constructed as noble a road of science, from the point at which he found geometry to that to which he carried it, as Newton himself did after him ... He carried this spirit of geometry and invention into optics, which under him became a completely new art.

Voltaire

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#8. I try to have a real close connection with my fans. That's extremely important. They are the ones that have been there from the beginning and proved everyone else wrong.

Josh Groban

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#9. The story was clearly over, as in juggling when the ball you throw up finds the moment to come down, hesitates as if it might not, and then drops at the same speed of that celestial light. And life is no longer good but just what you happen to be holding.

E.L. Doctorow

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