Funny Chef Quotes

#1. The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg ... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder. - Author: Bill Bailey

#2. Let him who is not come to logic be plagued with continuous and everlasting filth - Author: John Of Salisbury

#3. Generally the aesthetics of broadcast journalism seem to me to be incredibly primitive. - Author: Ira Glass

#4. Lots of girls will work for five years before Mario Testino will use them, and I was not prepared to slog around doing that. - Author: Liberty Ross

#5. I don't know if i'll ever get you out of my system, not completely. I have ... this feeling. That you'll always be there. Here. - Author: Jenny Han

#6. It was a beautiful day. About time. Way past time. But if the sunlight knew what the fuck it was shining on, would it bother to make the trip? - Author: Mike Carey

#7. Isobel moved farther into the kitchen, not knowing whether to be relieved that her mother hadn't had an atomic meltdown, or mortified that she'd taken it upon herself to play head chef with the nearest thing Trenton High had to a Dark Lord. - Author: Kelly Creagh

#8. I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine football and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius. - Author: Diego Maradona

#9. He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent. - Author: Karl Kraus

#10. Give me a stout heart to bear my own burdens. Give me a willing heart to bear the burdens of others. Give me a believing heart to cast all burdens upon Thee, O Lord. - Author: John Baillie

#11. Choice impacts virtually every element of our life. - Author: Mary Anne Radmacher

#12. 18"Have you understood the expanse of the earth? Tell Me, if you know all this. - Author: Anonymous