Funny Catholic Lent Quotes

#1. It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.

George Clooney

#2. I deal with the hatred by loving my supporters more.

George Zimmerman

#3. Statues with beating hearts.

Markus Zusak

#4. It's the same sex all the time.

Robin Williams

#5. It looked like the basket of someone keen to live life to the full

Nina Stibbe

#6. Mozart had a tremendously fertile and creative ear for a catchy tune.

Kenneth Branagh

#7. A true woman of virtue is one who will socialize with every man on earth, and doesn't share her body with any of them.

Michael Bassey

#8. Anticipated spears wound less.

Thomas More

#9. You just can't say that, just as you can't say that all Christians are fundamentalists. We have our share of them (fundamentalists). All religions have these little groups,

Pope Francis

#10. I believe in innocence until there's proof of guilt and all that.

Carolyn Hax

#11. My parents always told me that if you want something, you can do whatever you have to do to get it. As long as it's not against someone else.

Marion Cotillard

#12. People who watch a lot of Fox come away knowing a lot less about important world events.

David Frum

#13. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Johnny Cash

#14. Don't put off joy and happiness. Strive to live each day to its fullest, squeezing all the joy you can out of each moment. Instead of measuring your life's value by your progress toward a single goal, remember that the direction you're headed in is more important than temporary results.

Tony Robbins