Top 12 Funny Castration Quotes
#1. I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight.
Jo Brand
#2. I can't take you tonight," I say. "I had my heart completely broken about an hour ago by a psychotic bitch and I need a little more time to recover from that relationship. How about tomorrow night?
Colleen Hoover
#3. I have to resort to email, and email is not enough. I am starting to get tired of relying on words. They are full of meaning, yes, but they lack sensation. Writing to her is not the same as seeing her face as she listens. Hearing back from her is not the same as hearing her voice.
David Levithan
#4. If you believe that everyone born of God overcomes the world, your country will see the beautiful morning of a new life
Sunday Adelaja
#5. You're beautiful, Genesis." I swallowed, placing my hands on the table in front of her. "Immortals would fight wars over you, and not just your face or your hair or the way your smile penetrates to someone's very soul - but because you're good.
Rachel Van Dyken
#7. Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their birthplace, or their father or mother.
George Eliot
#8. Before I compose a piece, I walk around it several times, accompanied by myself.
Erik Satie
#9. It is sometimes said that toleration should be refused to the intolerant. In practice this would destroy it ... The only remedy for dogmatism and lies is toleration and the greatest possible liberty of expression.
Joyce Cary
#10. Nonviolence is the answer for the questions of our time. Love will conquer evil every time.
James F. Twyman
#11. Shut the door when you're finished being in my business, I said, resting my head next to Abby's.
Jamie McGuire
#12. When I think of Mick Jagger still singing that he can't get any satisfaction in over forty years of being in the Rolling Stones, I have to conclude that he's either lying or not all that bright.
Henry Rollins
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