Top 16 Funny Carpe Diem Quotes

#1. In 2008, a year of supposed 'food crisis', we grew enough food to feed 11 billion people. Most of it was not eaten by humans as food, however.

Michael Pollan

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#2. A lot of people love to do affirmations first thing in the morning - to keep themselves feeling peppy and positive.

Karen Salmansohn

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#3. Funny to think that every day you have ever lived is a yesterday, and you will never live one single tomorrow. But then again, every day is a today when you're living it.

Mik Everett

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#4. There's a real question at stake now. Is President Obama creating a civil war in our own country?

Jon Voight

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#5. A sweaty Macbeth with blood on his arms coming in fresh from the battle doesn't interest me.

Alan Cumming

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#6. Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.

Will McIntosh

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#7. I think it talks about the fact that there are black people in the world who have tremendous amount of talents and have no channel through which they can those talents.

Joe Morton

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#8. A terrific game, even on the losing side I could enjoy it.

Nigel Worthington

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#9. We always spend more time on the throwing events and a little bit more on the long jump. They're my weaker events - they don't come as naturally to me as running and jumping. I like the hurdles and the high-jump, I'm a springy, speedy athlete so those suit me.

Jessica Ennis

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#10. Afghanistan remains an opportunity to deal al Qaeda a vital strategic blow, especially since we have abandoned all operations - including counterterrorism operations - in Iraq.

Jack Keane

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#11. At Uniqlo, we're thinking ahead. We're thinking about how to create new, innovative products ... and sell that to everyone.

Tadashi Yanai

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#12. There grows No herb of help to heal a coward heart.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

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#13. A writer should never mark the page with their own tears.

Richard Flanagan

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#14. I think the worst thing in the world is to have the courts decide who to target in the war on terrorism. And courts are not military commanders.

Lindsey Graham

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#15. The Charkha is the symbol of nonviolence on which all life, if it is to be real life, must be based.

Mahatma Gandhi

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#16. Sometimes losses in life are not losses at all. They are simply the evidence God provides, in order to build a story so profound, that it will cause social change.

Shannon L. Alder

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