Funny Career Advice Quotes

#1. Hardy didn't care where they went, as long as he was with her.

M. Leighton

#2. Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

Harry Graham

#3. I use a really simple calendar program on my computer.

Jamie Zawinski

#4. We can bolster human spirits, clothe cold bodies, feed hungry people, comfort grieving hearts, and lift to new heights precious souls.

Thomas S. Monson

#5. When someone can fill such words with the depth of meaning that they are intended to have, it's like hearing them for the first time.

Orville Schell

#6. Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

#7. Don't take too long, Mrs. Cullen

Stephenie Meyer

#8. Whatever Nature has in store for mankind, unpleasant as it may be, men must accept, for ignorance is never better than knowledge.

Enrico Fermi

#9. To forget you..this girl can never do ...

Kylisha

#10. My life is a movie set. These people, they all think this is real, but it's not.

Brody Jenner

#11. Throw away all ambition beyond that of doing the day's work well. The travelers on the road to success live in the present, heedless of taking thought for the morrow. Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day's work absorb your entire energies, and satisfy your wildest ambition.

William Osler

#12. I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

Kurt Vile

#13. Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist.

Hank Greenwald

#14. Give me a day. Just today. If that works, then give me tomorrow.

Kelly Oram

#15. You are happy and kind; therefore, you are successful.

A.D. Posey