Funny Capitalism Quotes

#1. You can't stop the gears of capitalism. But you can always be a pain in the ass.

Jarett Kobek

#2. That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)

Jamie Delano

#3. Money is ego, and people won't give it up. Just want to protect themselves, hold on to it like a blanket. They don't realize it keeps them slaves. It's sick" "What's funny is that as soon as you give everything away, as soon as you say, Here, take it - that's when you really have everything".

Emma Cline

#4. By dawn he had surrendered, gratefully, to the old inertia, the product of always seeing both sides of every question.

Robert Harris

#5. Service is what life is all about.

Marian Wright Edelman

#6. No one is safe from Mattera's hard-hitting, meticulously reported, and genuinely funny investigative journalism. CRAPITALISM blows the lid off crony capitalism.

Monica Crowley

#7. If you want to change the culture, you will have to start by changing the organization.

Mary Douglas

#8. For me, my films are not like my children. They are like my ex-wife. They gave me so much; I gave them so much; I loved them so much; we part ways, and it's OK, we part ways.

Alfonso Cuaron

#9. A son's responsibility isn't to be like his father, but to be better than him.

Jo Nesbo

#10. We are probably the most frustrating band to soundcheck because we always go off on jams and our sound-man is sitting there going: "oh god, I don't want to interrupt this, but ... we've got to get things moving along ... " We're just easily distracted because we want to be writing all the time!

Theresa Wayman