Funny Canteen Quotes

#1. I'm as much of a homophobe as Jesus was. The people who are participating in homosexual behavior, they need to know that I love them.

Phil Robertson

#2. Every community is a gull gliding over a sea of spite, eager for carrion, all too ready to steal, and all too quick to squawk when stolen from.

Brent Weeks

#3. As an actor all we want to do is act and play people.

Angie Harmon

#4. When we are caught up in a destructive emotion, we lose one of our greatest assets: our independence.

Dalai Lama

#5. I think he was absolutely right not to go to UN last week ... First things first - that is, values and people here in their local communities, and remembering all politics is local, and trusting people more.

Patricia Hewitt

#6. I think the person who has the experience, the depth and the values to take us forward is Theresa May who I think will be absolutely outstanding.

Jeremy Hunt

#7. This is the saddest story I have ever heard.

Ford Madox Ford

#8. Nobody touches my wife and kids. Han

Karen Traviss

#9. One of us needs to get laid."
"Just one of us?"
"What are the odds of both of us getting laid?

Tucker Max