Top 12 Funny Canning Quotes

#1. Gregory Hines was the most talented man I've ever met or seen. Gregory Hines is one of those people that whenever he talked to you, you felt like you were the center of the universe.

Wendell Pierce

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#2. I find that when we really love and accept and approve of ourselves exactly as we are, then everything in life works.

Louise L. Hay

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#3. I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)

Marshall Thornton

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#4. I am sorry to disturb you,' said James politely, 'but these people wished to shoot us.

Evelyn Waugh

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#5. I'll have to put more earrings on. I bet that someone could analyze me and tell my condition by my earrings.

Edie Sedgwick

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#6. My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.

E.L. James

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#7. We are racing down Main Street. Arthur is right on the tail of a blck sedan with tinted windows that won't pull over. He slams the horn.
"Arthur," I say.
The car doesn't yield.
"Arthur," I say.
He hits the horn again, still close on the car's bummper.
"Arthur, our turn was back there.

Peter Canning

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#8. I want to open myself, let him inside. But how do I give what has already been taken?

Ellen Hopkins

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#9. Brilliance in a scientist does not consist in being right more often but in being wrong about more interesting topics.

Kent Beck

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#10. I always am very aggressive and putting out much more than people would like, but that's the business I'm in.

Bob Woodward

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#11. The past is all we know of the future.

Barbara Kingsolver

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#12. Too much doubt is better than too much credulity.

Robert Green Ingersoll

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