Funny Calculus Quotes

#1. Then we kissed for about 25 years, I think." (184)

Geoff Herbach

#2. Trial by fire.' Roland whistled, patting Luce on the back. 'Show no fear.

Lauren Kate

#3. Kids are perfect people till grownups get their hands on them.

John Irving

#4. It's more the way a tough guy who doesn't like cats might look at a kitten and notice for the first time that it can be kind of cute. Sort of a reluctant, private acknowledgment that maybe cats aren't all bad.

Susan Ee

#5. He envied the bark, which had been, in the course of one lifetime, both forest and fire. One endured; one destroyed.

Karen Joy Fowler

#6. I like when people have Western style, but it's throwback Seventies-ish. I like pearlsnap shirts and a bow-tie like the KFC man.

Kacey Musgraves

#7. Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

Jean Paul

#8. How clear the realization one is going mad
the mind has a silence, nothing happens in the physique, urine gathers in your loins, your ribs contract.

Jack Kerouac

#9. Are you jealous, lass?"
"Yes!" she cried, as if she couldn't believe the question. "While you've been running around growling 'mine', I've been silently saying it right back at you."
This got better and better.

Kresley Cole

#10. Absolutely, you rise and fall based on your creative team. I have continuity across different films that I've done. I was even fortunate enough to reach back and include people that had worked on Horton with me, as well.

Christopher Meledandri

#11. what secular avocation on earth was there for a young man (whose friends could not get him an 'appointment') which was at once gentlemanly, lucrative, and to be followed without special knowledge?

George Eliot

#12. She isn't my mother." He meant, of course, by simple mathematical extension, that his mother wasn't Teddy's mother either. Which meant that Bernadette, for whom he had lit a thousand candles, was the mother to whom his enormous love and devotion had no claim.

Ann Patchett

#13. In Asian gardens you could look at rock and imagine water, you could gaze at a still pool and believe it had the hardness of rock.

Michael Ondaatje

#14. A blessed spirit is a mould ever more and more patient of the bright metal poured into it, a body ever more completely uncovered to the meridian blaze of the spiritual sun.

C.S. Lewis

#15. We have to try to control what we can or else we cannot judge progress.

Lionel Suggs