Top 10 Funny Bruises Quotes

#1. I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

Ellen DeGeneres

#2. These hiding places may have been helping you cope, but they are not who you are.
These good girl voices challenge your identity.

Emily P. Freeman

#3. I believe it is only prudent to make a very high estimate of human nature, first of all in order to contain the worst impulses of human nature, and then to liberate its best impulses.

Marilynne Robinson

#4. When has anything in either of our lives ever been fair?

Kiera Cass

#5. I think my liver hurts.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#6. We tend to regret our yesterdays, live in our todays, and forget about our tomorrows.

Lisa De Jong

#7. It is a culture voice, but it is a very American culture voice, and I am very used to English culture voice. So I had to work like hell to flatten those R's.

Christopher Plummer

#8. You're doing it." "Doing what?" "Bringing me back to life.

Brittainy C. Cherry

#9. You certainly do heal fast. But you'll still have some impressive bruises, so if I were you I'd avoid your father for the rest of the night."
"I'll just tell him you abuse me," Helen said with a shrug. She jumped off the examining table.
"And I'll tell him you like it," he teased back.

Josephine Angelini

#10. My music has always been strong in melodic content.

Chuck Mangione

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