Funny Britney Spears Quotes

#1. It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague.

Heidi Cullinan

#2. I had no one else to call. Nobody needed me. I had constructed my life to make certain of it. I'd remained aloof in acting class, been too cool to give my phone number to people I met on the set. I hadn't wanted the complications of being nice.

Petrea Burchard

#3. Where the hell is Australia anyway?

Britney Spears

#4. I am not a boy, not a girl, I am not gay, not straight, I am not a drag queen, not a transsexual - I am just me, Jackie.

Jackie Curtis

#5. There are some quite funny things about getting famous and stuff, but I think there comes a point where you have to think to yourself, "Well, am I doing this because I want to go to a party and meet Britney Spears? Or am I doing it because I want to create something that excites me?"

Jarvis Cocker

#6. I don't hire good coaches, I hire good people. If they turn out to be good coaches, too, that's a plus.

Geno Auriemma

#7. I said no strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears.

Jamie McGuire

#8. My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.

Britney Spears

#9. The head is the seat of intelligence. The heart is the seat of emotion.

B.K.S. Iyengar

#10. Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.

Britney Spears

#11. Truth is no rounder than a horse's eye.

Mark Helprin

#12. I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!

Britney Spears

#13. As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Britney Spears

#14. I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

Britney Spears

#15. There's nothing like a headstrong woman to make you happy to be alive.

Wendelin Van Draanen

#16. I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs to an old Britney Spears song, my possession and enjoyment of which, I hoped, would remain a secret between me and my car.

Heather Hildenbrand

#17. Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

Madonna Ciccone