Funny Bodyguard Quotes

#1. What I've noticed is that people who love what they do, regardless of what that might be, tend to live longer.

Philip Glass

#2. So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.
'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.

Bianca Giovanni

#3. Life is a gift. Accept the sacred existence

Lailah Gifty Akita

#4. Can you just kill me? Carry me out in a box?" I looked up at her. "Do you even have a gun?""What kind of bodyguard would I be if I needed a gun to kill someone?" Becca smiled

Nichole Chase

#5. A few minutes after the initial excited greetings they found themselves journeying in a maxi cab with a contended expression on their fatigued countenances as the moment held promise of forthcoming days of bliss and catch-up prattle that usually follows a family reunion.

Neetha Joseph

#6. I told my love, I told her all my heart, Trembling, cold, in ghastly fears - Ah, she doth depart.

C.D. Reiss

#7. this was business.

Eoin Colfer

#8. This breath, and this moment, and this life is a gift and we are all in this together. We all have countless choices every day to close down or stand up straight and open up, and take a big breath and say YES to the gift.

Rob Bell

#9. I just discovered when I was, oh, 12 or 13, that I was very interested in language - and this showed itself as poetry. There was no looking back.

Edwin Morgan