Funny Bloodhound Gang Quotes

#1. I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.

Dawn French

#2. To shatter even the largest stones on earth, it takes only a small quantity of explosive powder.

David Ben-Gurion

#3. Wise is he who enjoys the show offered by the world.

Fernando Pessoa

#4. A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.

Hermann Von Helmholtz

#5. There have been more people disenfranchised in Washington than there have been in Kuwait.

Jesse Jackson

#6. I was learning the secrets of life: that you could become the woman you'd dared to dream of being, but to do so you were going to have to fall in love with your own crazy, ruined self.

Anne Lamott

#7. We awaken in others the same attitude of mind we hold toward them.

Elbert Hubbard

#8. Be good to people, be kind to people, show up, read the lines, hit the mark, and go home.

Pierce Brosnan

#9. If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen.

John Green

#10. I breathed in the memory of his lips, the softness of them, and how they felt tracing across my skin, leaving ripples of goosebumps in their wake.

Sarah Alderson

#11. He is suffering from an acute attack of integrity.

Henrik Ibsen

#12. The idea of exploring character relations and their development over a decade has to be appealing for any actor who cherishes his craft.

Vin Diesel

#13. I never met Colleen McCullough; if I had, I probably would have cried and made a fool of myself.

Sarah MacLean

#14. Anger is a signal that you're distracted by judgmental or punitive thinking, and that some precious need of yours is being ignored.

Marshall B. Rosenberg